Intrepid Girl Reporter

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1a. You are sad you are not Demetri Martin.

2a. Panna cotta? Try “whipping cream Jell-o.” So why does it taste so good?

3a. I have always subscribed to the idea that phones are for calling, which is probably why the background on my phone looks like this:

It is exactly what you think it is.

While I have a soft spot in my heart for the farmer in the dell, and while I am not even A Mac Person, I like the iPhone. I like its looks. I like that you can stretch pictures, although I do not like the idea of all the grease your hands would leave all over that beautiful screen. Probably most importantly, I like that you get an iPod AND a phone – not because this is technologically neat, although it is, but because IT’S A TOTAL BARGAIN. Which is why I will probably not invest until I return to the US and the phone is cheaper, probably passe, and comes with some sort of contract plan. It’s how I’ve been raised.